Thursday, April 13, 2006

It's A Cover-up!

The British public spends on average £7 million a year on unwanted, 'cover' products. The word cover in this instance refers to a product that is being used to camouflage the real product that you intend purchase (discreetly!)

So think carefully next time the wife sends you to the shops to buy her tampons and ensure they are suitably hidden by purchasing a DVD player or medium sized LCD screen to keep away prying eyes.


Blogger Andy said...

They must be luxurious tampons if you're shelling out £7m a wonder you've got a telly in every room.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 11:48:00 am  

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